For the mommies (to-be)

Posted by jaimeteo on 09/02/2010; This entry is filed under random thoughts.

If only you’d known you were going to trade…

• Monthly PMS for nine months of weeping
• Lacy thongs for cotton tents
• Sex for gas
• Birth control for laxatives
• Going to the gym for getting up to pee
• Your waist for a hot-air balloon
• Kickboxing for kick counts
• Your innie for an outie — a way-outie
• Sleeping for groaning
• Freedom for the most intense love you’ve ever known

I laughed so hard because some of them are so so true. Looking forward to experiencing the intense love :)

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